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Joey: Okay buddy boy here it is. You hide my clothes, I’m wearing everything you own.
Chandler: Oh my god! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody’s underwear.
Joey: Look at me! I’m Chandler, could I be wearing anymore clothes? Maybe if I wasn’t going commando. I tell you its hot with all this stuff on, I better not to do any lunges.friends 3x02 (the one where no one’s ready.)
Chandler: Yes, yes.
Joey: You?! and you?!
Monica: Yes but you cannot tell anyone. No one knows.
Joey: How? When?
Chandler: It happened in London.
Joey: In London?!
Friends 5x05 The One With The KipsSiempre serán mi pareja favorita de Friends
Monica : Chandler. In all my life… I never thought I would be so lucky. As to… fall in love with my best… my best… There’s a reason why girls don’t do this !
Chandler : Okay okay ! Oh God, I thought … Wait a minute, I can do this. I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me ?
Monica : Yes ! I knew you were likely to take a wife !Friends 6.25 - The One with the Proposal Part 2
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Monica: Fine, judge all you want to. But married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in the fire, lives in a box!
Friends 4.08 - “The One With Chandler in a Box”
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Chandler: Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
Monica: Sure.
Chandler: If you’re cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Rachel: Chandler! Is he?
Monica: Well, you know, I think I’m gonna respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend.
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you’d ever had, I’d be going like this. (Jumps onto the table)
ROSS: You know, you probably didn’t know this, but back in high school I had a, um, major crush on you.
RACHEL: I knew.
ROSS: You did? Okay. I always figured you just thought I was Monica’s geeky older brother.
RACHEL: I did.
ROSS: Oh. Listen, do you think— and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here. But do you think it would be okay if I asked you out sometime, maybe.
RACHEL: Yeah. Maybe.
ROSS: Okay. Okay, maybe I will.Friends, 1x01; The Pilot
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ROSS: Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!CHANDLER: Shut up, shut up, shut uuuuup!
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