follow the waves

giveme-a-reason:

shimmeryshine:

heartwarming:

LEONARD; Sit down, you guys.
LEONARD, PENNY, RAJ & HOWARD; [as Bernadette goes to sit in Sheldon’s spot] No!!!
BERNADETTE; What?!
PENNY; Oh, yeah, you can’t sit there.
BERNADETTE; Why not?
LEONARD; That’s where Sheldon sits.
BERNADETTE; He can’t sit somewhere else? [Sheldon shoots her a look]
PENNY; No, no. You see, in the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator so he’s warm, yet not so close that he sweats. In the summer, it’s directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that isn’t direct so he can still talk to everybody yet not so wide that the picture looks distorted.
SHELDON; Perhaps there’s hope for you after all.

The Big Bang Theory, 3x10 The Gorilla Experiment

I honestly held my breath as soon as she started speaking!! :D It was so hott! This episode was another Sheldon/Penny dream come true!

And it was like word for word. God I love them.

giveme-a-reason:

shimmeryshine:

fujiidom:

acrossoceans:

YUSSSSS. (via)

HOT FOR TEACHER!

giveme-a-reason:

(via onebreath)

heartwarming:

LEONARD; Let me ask you something. Do you think it’s okay for Penny to have an ex-boyfriend sleep on her couch?
HOWARD; No, I mean, she’s obviously way out of line-
LEONARD; Thank you!
HOWARD; Yeah, but if she dumps you, she’ll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow morning and you’ll have a new girlfriend when you figure out how to build one!

The Big Bang Theory, 3x07 The Guitarist Amplification

endear:

HOWARD: [playing 20 questions] Are you from the Star Wars universe?
LEONARD: Yes.
HOWARD: Were you in the original trilogy?
LEONARD: Yes.
HOWARD: Is there a picture of you in my wallet wearing a metal bikini?
LEONARD: God, I hope not. And no, I’m not Princess Leia.
RAJ: Okay, okay, my turn. Are you in all six Star Wars movies?
LEONARD: Yes.
RAJ: Interesting. Are you a droid?
LEONARD: Yes.
RAJ: Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?
LEONARD: Yes!
RAJ: C-3PO!
LEONARD: You got it.
SHELDON: That’s preposterous! I do not resemble C-3PO! Don’t get me wrong, I’m flattered, I just don’t see it.

The Big Bang Theory, 2x21 The Vegas Renormalization

giveme-a-reason:

hmizzle:

betternovembers:

IDEC if this photo has been posted like 10 million times, it’s (a) my favorite photo of Kaley and (b) arms, tongue, and UNF, his hair in this photo.

this is literally my favorite photo of them EVER. Auto-reblog, no matter what.

bellavolta:

vianegativa / heartwarming:

HOWARD; What do you mean you didn’t get the job? How could you not get it?
RAJ; You know… he’s British… I’m Indian. Ever since Gandhi, they haven’t liked us very much.

The Big Bang Theory, 3x04 The Pirate Solution

fuckyeahbigbangtheory:

rainydaywomen:

Sheldon: Fine. What do you want me to do?
Leonard: Smile.
Howard: Crap, that’s terrifying.
Leonard: We’re here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.

The Big Bang Theory (The Griffin Equivalency, 2x04)